1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe : A Counting Book for the Middle-Aged
by Ross Petras and Kathryn Petras


Overview - From best-selling humorists Ross and Kathryn Petras comes a colorful counting board book that pokes fun at the pitfalls of getting older. This fun and playful package is a perfect gift for grown-ups who are growing old gracefully "with a sense of humor.  Read more...

 
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Overview
From best-selling humorists Ross and Kathryn Petras comes a colorful counting board book that pokes fun at the pitfalls of getting older. This fun and playful package is a perfect gift for grown-ups who are growing old gracefully "with a sense of humor.

The 1, 2, 3s of adulthood differ ever so slightly from the popular grade-school primers of yesteryear inside Ross and Kathryn Petras's 1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe. This clever counting book for the middle-aged (which the United States Census Bureau defines as age 35 and above) is perfect for readers of a certain vintage who intend to grow old gracefully--and with a sense of humor.

Featuring full-color, retro illustrations in a playful board book format, 1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe makes an excellent, humorous gift for the more than 78.2 million baby boomers in the United States. Consider:

* 3: When they were first going out in their twenties, Thaddeus and Theresa used to have sex THREE times each day. Now that they are middle-aged, they still have sex THREE times. A year.

* Hey, those don't look like numbers And you're right. They are not numbers. They are symbols that are used with numbers . . . and they are all over middle-aged Milton's doctor's report. "It says I should have a total cholesterol 60. I should have LDL
* 59 1/2: Today is a great day It is Carl's FIFTY-NINTH-AND-A-HALF birthday Carl usually wouldn't celebrate a half birthday, but this one is different. Since he has turned FIFTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF, he is getting a nice present from his Uncle Sam: his very first penalty-free IRA distribution


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  • ISBN-13: 9780740797729
  • ISBN-10: 0740797727
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Publish Date: September 2010
  • Page Count: 32
  • Dimensions: 5.64 x 5.56 x 0.69 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.6 pounds


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