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1001 Funniest Things Ever Said
by Steven D. Price


Overview - Now in paperback Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone.  Read more...

 
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Overview
Now in paperback Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There's something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue--from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,001 funniest things ever said:
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."--"Rita Rudner"
"I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto.""--Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe"
"I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died."--"Malcolm Forbes" "The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, 'You know what? Let's just grab lunch.'""--Bill Maher"

 
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  • ISBN-13: 9781599211954
  • ISBN-10: 1599211955
  • Publisher: Lyons Press
  • Publish Date: April 2010
  • Page Count: 322


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