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5 Steps to Becoming a Chick Magnet Over Night! : The Single Man's Guide to Making a Woman Love You
by Percyvelle Pennington The Third and James M. Lowrance


Overview - {NOTE: This booklet is not intended to help perpetuate male and female stereotypes but rather to poke fun at gender generalizing itself THERE IS A DIFFERENCE between them and hopefully readers will recognize that difference. At the same time, the book is intended to bring a laugh to the reader.} DEDICATION: To the many single guys out there who know a good book about attracting babely chicks when they see one (that's pronounced "babe-lee" for future reference - meaning a superdy-duperly good looking chick).  Read more...

 
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More About 5 Steps to Becoming a Chick Magnet Over Night! by Percyvelle Pennington The Third; James M. Lowrance
 
 
 
Overview
{NOTE: This booklet is not intended to help perpetuate male and female stereotypes but rather to poke fun at gender generalizing itself THERE IS A DIFFERENCE between them and hopefully readers will recognize that difference. At the same time, the book is intended to bring a laugh to the reader.} DEDICATION: To the many single guys out there who know a good book about attracting babely chicks when they see one (that's pronounced "babe-lee" for future reference - meaning a superdy-duperly good looking chick). Please No female readers ...Well, I guess it's okay if you're already married or going steady or if you are passing the information on to your sons or brothers. DISCLAIMER: It is highly recommended that wives not buy this book containing over 3,000 words, for their husbands. This is a "single man's guide" and I, Percyvelle Pennington the Third, will not be held responsible for any undesired results that might occur, should this ebook make its way into the wrong hands Thank you. Table of Contents: CHAPTER ONE - Tell Chicks Who You are Interested in, that You are an Heir to the Bill Gates Fortune CHAPTER TWO - Tell Your Babely Love Interest that You are a Cousin to Elvis Presley or Some Other Male Sex Symbol CHAPTER THREE - Convince Chicks that You are Sensitive and In Touch with Your Feminine Side CHAPTER FOUR - Make Sure that They See You are Athletic and Demonstrate Your Manly Bravery to Them CHAPTER FIVE - Prove to Your 'Attractee' that You are Not Still Dependent on Your Mother WARNING: Please use your newly-gained male prowess in a responsible manner because I will not be held responsible for the many broken hearts you are about to cause in your own community (in addendum to the previous "DISCLAIMER") ________________________________________ **The History Behind these Comedy/Satire Books: While my largest base of book titles are on health disorder subjects, I also have a significant number of business-related titles published, as well as many on Christian Bible theology. Some people may believe that an author who writes on serious subjects, should not write comedy books because this can discredit them to an extent. Why would this be the case? Should readers rather believe that serious subject writers like myself, who write on subjects such as Christian faith, cannot display the very human trait of a sense of humor? On another point I would mention that with these short humor books, I am also throwing the comedy at controversial subjects, which helps to quell the negative rhetoric they often produce (i.e. exaggerated male and female stereotypes, reviewer and author wars and evolution versus creationism). A "cheerful heart is a good medicine" according to the Holy Bible, and "laughter is the best medicine" according to Reader's Digest. My thoughts were, that if I could take a few serious or controversial subjects and create a little comedy from them that makes people smile or laugh, it would be something worth publishing. With the debates going on within these subjects, between people expressing the pros and cons of them, it is my hope that I can lighten the rhetoric a bit by injecting some humor into them. These booklets ARE NOT intended to offend anyone and if you'll notice, I make fun of everyone in them, via my alter writing personalities -- "Percy P. III" and "Fredrick Doyle Wimberley." It is my hope that readers find the medicine of laughter and cheer within the pages of them, so that they can escape the stressors of life for just a little while

 
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  • ISBN-13: 9781484128695
  • ISBN-10: 1484128699
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publish Date: April 2013
  • Page Count: 26
  • Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.5 x 0.05 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.09 pounds


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