Useless News and Other Crap : Short Funny Jokes and One-Liners about Weird and Stupid News Stories, Surveys and Scientific Facts
by Valerie Hansen


Overview - What do Strange Sexual Problems, Deviant People, Goofy Surveys, Weird Criminals and Bizarre Medical and Scientific Facts have in common? They All Need Punch Lines Luckily, thanks to the satirical wit of Valerie Hansen, no story here has gone un-punched From a joke writer who has had jokes published alongside such famous late-night comics as Jay Leno, David Letterman, Bill Maher and Conan O'Brien comes a book full of one-liners and wisecracks about today's stupidest news Read Valerie's opinions on such important stories as a woman who was born with two vaginas, a man who lost part of his penis while sexually gratifying himself with a vacuum cleaner, a woman with size 164xxx breasts, a giant bronze sculpture of dog feces, a man who had sex with an elephant, a six year study on whether or not bisexual men exist, a woman who died after giving oral sex to a German Shepherd, Testicle Festivals and more  Read more...

 
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Overview
What do Strange Sexual Problems, Deviant People, Goofy Surveys, Weird Criminals and Bizarre Medical and Scientific Facts have in common? They All Need Punch Lines Luckily, thanks to the satirical wit of Valerie Hansen, no story here has gone un-punched From a joke writer who has had jokes published alongside such famous late-night comics as Jay Leno, David Letterman, Bill Maher and Conan O'Brien comes a book full of one-liners and wisecracks about today's stupidest news Read Valerie's opinions on such important stories as a woman who was born with two vaginas, a man who lost part of his penis while sexually gratifying himself with a vacuum cleaner, a woman with size 164xxx breasts, a giant bronze sculpture of dog feces, a man who had sex with an elephant, a six year study on whether or not bisexual men exist, a woman who died after giving oral sex to a German Shepherd, Testicle Festivals and more


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  • ISBN-13: 9781530574056
  • ISBN-10: 1530574056
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publish Date: July 2016
  • Page Count: 86
  • Dimensions: 8 x 5 x 0.18 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.21 pounds


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