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We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes
by Patrick Jennings


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I am a snake.

No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.

One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium.  Read more...


 
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More About We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes by Patrick Jennings
 
 
 
Overview

I am a snake.

No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.

One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.

He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called "Breakfast." I didn't lay a coil on it.

Gunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.

In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take Breakfast with me.

Crusher will charm readers in this entertaining, clever novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.


 
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  • ISBN-13: 9780060821173
  • ISBN-10: 0060821175
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publish Date: October 2011
  • Page Count: 121
  • Reading Level: Ages 8-12
  • Dimensions: 7.4 x 5.1 x 0.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.25 pounds


Related Categories

Books > Juvenile Fiction > Humorous Stories
Books > Juvenile Fiction > Animals - Reptiles & Amphibians
Books > Juvenile Fiction > Animals - Pets

 
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