You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning|Celia Rivenbark
You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
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From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

- Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

- How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

- Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

- Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

- Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time

- Airlines serving up one hot mess

- Action figure Jesus

- Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter

- And much more

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.


  • ISBN-13: 9780312363024
  • ISBN-10: 0312363028
  • Publisher: St. Martins Press-3PL
  • Publish Date: September 2010
  • Dimensions: 8.24 x 6.54 x 0.68 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.52 pounds
  • Page Count: 256