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The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2|III Carlton Mellick
The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 : (an Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5)
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Overview

Are you ready to play some Dungeons and Fucking Dragons? The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a classic AD&D role playing game. While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Master's retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players' commands to have sex with everything in sight. Featuring: punk rock elf chicks, death metal orcs, porn-addicted beholders, a goblin/halfling love affair, a gnoll orgy, and a magical dildo that holds the secrets of the universe.

Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781936383054
  • ISBN-10: 1936383055
  • Publisher: Eraserhead Press
  • Publish Date: June 2010
  • Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.5 x 0.53 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.66 pounds
  • Page Count: 232

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