The Sh!t No One Tells You about Toddlers
by Dawn Dais


Overview -
They re getting bigger. And you re not getting any more sleep.
Second in the Sh t No One Tells You series, in The Sh t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is again offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge.
Chapters include:

  • You Suck at This. It s not just your imagination.
  • Walking Is Hard. Bruising is considerably less difficult.
  • Remember When You Judged Other Parents? Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma s a bitch.
  • Restaurants Are Battle Zones. Spoiler Alert: You are not the victor.
  • Kids Get Sick. Then everyone gets sick.
  • This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello, camera phones.
  • Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By things with very high-pitched voices.

Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: Why didn t anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work? "

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Overview
They re getting bigger. And you re not getting any more sleep.
Second in the Sh t No One Tells You series, in The Sh t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is again offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge.
Chapters include:

  • You Suck at This. It s not just your imagination.
  • Walking Is Hard. Bruising is considerably less difficult.
  • Remember When You Judged Other Parents? Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma s a bitch.
  • Restaurants Are Battle Zones. Spoiler Alert: You are not the victor.
  • Kids Get Sick. Then everyone gets sick.
  • This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello, camera phones.
  • Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By things with very high-pitched voices.

Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: Why didn t anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work? "


This item is Non-Returnable.

 
Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781580055895
  • ISBN-10: 1580055893
  • Publisher: Seal Press (CA)
  • Publish Date: September 2015
  • Page Count: 240
  • Reading Level: Ages 18-UP
  • Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.4 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.5 pounds

Series: Sh!t No One Tells You #1

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Books > Family & Relationships > Life Stages - Infants & Toddlers - General
Books > Family & Relationships > Parenting - General
Books > Humor > Topic - Marriage & Family

 
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