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An Unattractive Vampire
by Jim McDoniel




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"Jim McDoniel's first novel is quirky, wild, and weird, and definitely for those who hate those "sexy" vampire stereotypes - who like their monsters nice and gross." --Geeks of Doom

Jim McDoniel's debut novel, An Unattractive Vampire, is a darkly comic urban fantasy of ancient horrors in suburban cities. After three centuries trapped underground, thousand-year-old Yulric Bile--also known as the Curs d One, the Devil's Apprentice, He Who Worships the Slumbering Horrors--awakens only to find that no one believes he is a vampire. Apparently he's just too ugly--modern vampires, he soon discovers, are pretty, weak, and, most disturbing of all, good. Determined to reestablish his bloodstained reign, Yulric sets out to correct this disgusting turn of events or, at the very least, murder the person responsible. With the help of pert vampire-wannabe Amanda; Simon, the eight-year-old reincarnation of his greatest foe; and a cadre of ancient and ugly horrors, Yulric prepares to battle the glamorous undead. But who will win the right to determine, once and for all, what it truly means to be a vampire?

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Overview

"Jim McDoniel's first novel is quirky, wild, and weird, and definitely for those who hate those "sexy" vampire stereotypes - who like their monsters nice and gross." --Geeks of Doom

Jim McDoniel's debut novel, An Unattractive Vampire, is a darkly comic urban fantasy of ancient horrors in suburban cities. After three centuries trapped underground, thousand-year-old Yulric Bile--also known as the Curs d One, the Devil's Apprentice, He Who Worships the Slumbering Horrors--awakens only to find that no one believes he is a vampire. Apparently he's just too ugly--modern vampires, he soon discovers, are pretty, weak, and, most disturbing of all, good. Determined to reestablish his bloodstained reign, Yulric sets out to correct this disgusting turn of events or, at the very least, murder the person responsible. With the help of pert vampire-wannabe Amanda; Simon, the eight-year-old reincarnation of his greatest foe; and a cadre of ancient and ugly horrors, Yulric prepares to battle the glamorous undead. But who will win the right to determine, once and for all, what it truly means to be a vampire?

 

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  • ISBN-13: 9781941758649
  • ISBN-10: 1941758649
  • Publisher: Sword & Laser
  • Publish Date: March 2016
  • Page Count: 309
  • Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.4 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.7 pounds


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