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How to Survive a Horror Movie|Seth Grahame-Smith

How to Survive a Horror Movie : All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

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Overview

The screenwriter and producer behind Stephen King's It shares a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek survival guide that celebrates iconic horror movies both past and present

THE PERFECT GIFT FOR HORROR MOVIE LOVERS: Features spooky illustrations, a list of 100 must-see horror films, and an introduction by Nightmare on Elm Street's Wes Craven.

Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. But don't freak out--just read this book With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including:

  • How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in
  • The five types of slashers and how to defeat them
  • How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects
  • How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats
  • What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you're already dead

So don't be afraid: no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you--as long as you have this book.

Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781683691464
  • ISBN-10: 1683691466
  • Publisher: Quirk Books
  • Publish Date: September 2019
  • Dimensions: 6.9 x 5 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.6 pounds
  • Page Count: 176

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