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Overview
A laugh-out-loud survival guide for middle school mischief-makers
Charlie McGillicutty isn't a troublemaker-he's a scientist of chaos. Unfortunately, his latest experiment (involving a hamster-powered rocket) goes slightly wrong, earning him permanent lunch duty and a ridiculous punishment: write the Ultimate Guide to Being a Kid... or else. With his partners-in-mischief-Maya "The Menace" Patel, Felix "The Brain" Johnson, and Chaos the Ferret (actual criminal record pending)-Charlie embarks on a completely scientific, not-at-all disastrous investigation into The Sacred Laws of Childhood:If it looks like a button, you must press it (consequences optional)
The five-second rule is totally real (it's not.)
Never trust cafeteria lasagna (you WILL see God.)
Ferrets make terrible getaway drivers. Great for:
Kids who love humor and adventure
Reluctant readers (short chapters + hilarious chaos )
Anyone who knows school is just controlled mayhem Grab this hilarious middle-grade comedy today-just don't let the principal catch you reading it in class
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Details
- ISBN-13: 9798314541623
- ISBN-10: 9798314541623
- Publisher: Independently Published
- Publish Date: March 2025
- Dimensions: 8 x 5 x 0.27 inches
- Shipping Weight: 0.29 pounds
- Page Count: 126
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