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The Algorithm Told Me So : A Comedy of Prophecies, Pets, and Panic

by Attis
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Overview

What if your phone really was sending you signs?
When a perfectly ordinary man decides the news, his notifications, and his dog's tail wags are coded messages from the universe, life turns gloriously unhinged. Mia-equal parts girlfriend and reality-check-calls it delusion. Frosty (the Westie) calls it dinner time.

From spreadsheet prophecies and Wi-Fi sabbaths to a neighborhood "apocalypse" involving one broken streetlight, our narrator tries to read fate into everything. He starts a newsletter, launches a sermon, and accidentally goes viral when the dog ruins his big moment. Somewhere between panic and punchlines, he discovers that maybe meaning isn't hidden in the noise-it's right there in the ordinary.

Smart, warm, and painfully relatable, The Algorithm Told Me So skewers modern self-help and our obsession with "signs," while sneaking in a love story and a very good dog.
Perfect for fans of Jenny Offill, Matt Haig, and anyone who's ever tried to optimize their soul with an app.

You'll love this book if you enjoy:

  • Satire with heart (think: therapy meets sitcom)

  • Relationship comedy (deadpan partner; chaotic narrator)

  • Dogs who quietly derail human enlightenment

  • Short, cinematic chapters you can devour in one sitting


"Hilarious and sneakily wise... a modern comedy of errors about believing everything your feed tells you."

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Details

  • ISBN-13: 9798268531534
  • ISBN-10: 9798268531534
  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • Publish Date: October 2025
  • Dimensions: 8 x 5 x 0.23 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.2 pounds
  • Page Count: 90

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