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The Chode Owner's Guide|Richard Tallywhacker

The Chode Owner's Guide : It's not the length. It's the legend.

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Overview

Are you wider than you are long? Do you or someone you love suffer from a stout southern situation? If so, The Chode Owner's Guide is the empowering manifesto you didn't know you needed. Your stubby little powerhouse deserves respect.

This brilliant handbook is your ultimate guide to owning, celebrating, and maximizing your horizontally gifted hardware. Packed with wisdom, certifiable statistics, and heartfelt advice, this book covers everything from chode-friendly sex positions to how to introduce your partner to the "width advantage" without scaring them off.

Whether you're a proud chode owner or a curious admirer, The Chode Owner's Guide is here to uplift you and help you embrace the girthquake.


Inside You'll Find:
  • Myth-busting facts
  • Girth-positive affirmations
  • Partner communication tips that won't get you slapped
  • Educational diagrams
  • Inspirational quotes like "Chode strong. Chode proud."

"Short. Wide. Unstoppable. It's time to stop apologizing for your shape and start living your best life with your wide-bodied wonder."

-Brandon

This item is Non-Returnable

Details

  • ISBN-13: 9798266214460
  • ISBN-10: 9798266214460
  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • Publish Date: September 2025
  • Dimensions: 7.81 x 5.06 x 0.23 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.25 pounds
  • Page Count: 110

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