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A romantic comedy about a lawyer, a clown, and a ferret with a superiority complex.

Tessa Morgan follows rules. She's got spreadsheets, color-coded goals, and a five-year plan that does not include juggling pins or rodents in tiaras.

But when a rent-controlled NYC apartment comes with a bizarre lease clause-and an even weirder roommate-her perfectly scripted life faceplants into clown shoes.

Enter Theo West: circus dropout, professional balloon animal enthusiast, and proud human to a ferret named Beyonc . He's chaos in cargo pants. She's ready to sue him for emotional damage.

Forced to live together for a year or lose the apartment, Tessa and Theo strike up an uneasy truce involving labeled shelves, roommate agreements, and zero glitter. (Spoiler: There's so much glitter.)

But the more they clash, the more the tension starts to feel... less murder-y. And more kiss-y.

Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781069741103
  • ISBN-10: 1069741108
  • Publisher: Meghan Amy Books
  • Publish Date: September 2025
  • Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.5 x 0.63 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.77 pounds
  • Page Count: 300

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