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Crap Holiday

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Overview

"Unhinged and hilarious" - Den Of Geek


"So funny I laughed my bollocks into my socks" - Jason Hazeley


"Any tale is vastly improved by the inclusion of Daniel O' Donnell" - Mr Biffo


"I haven't read it yet, sorry" - Simon Brew

Adventure Romance Misc This book is none of these things, and less


Semi-permanent drunk Melissa just wants to drink neat gin from her Daniel O'Donnell mug and avoid being promoted at work. She doesn't have a boyfriend or any hopes and dreams and she likes being miserable. Her housemate Joanne makes a living as an "online lightworker" by aligning people's wood meridians. She does have a boyfriend - a poet named Fax who thinks he can boil eggs with his mind.


And together they are... going on holiday to a new age festival.


In amongst the spoon carving, vowel free poetry and too many vegans, Melissa tries to survive being serenaded with lutes and accidentally triggering people by eating Pringles.


Crap Holiday is the debut novel from Jenny Morrill, who writes the nostalgia and pop culture blog World of Crap. Occasionally, Den of Geek will take pity on her and allow her to write for them. She once attempted to eat 36 trios in one go, after watching Highlander while drunk one night.

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Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781726871235
  • ISBN-10: 1726871231
  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • Publish Date: October 2018
  • Dimensions: 7.99 x 5 x 0.56 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.6 pounds
  • Page Count: 246

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