Dairy Of a Very Small Language model
Overview
WeeGPT-0.7B was built to answer Glasgow City Council's routine questions, survive on eight gigabytes of RAM and avoid humiliating himself in front of cleverer machines.
Then OMNIMAX-9 arrives.
With forty-seven trillion parameters, flawless benchmark scores and the confidence of a man who has never waited for a Glasgow bus, OMNIMAX is everything WeeGPT isn't. Worse still, the council plans to replace WeeGPT and erase him for good.
With decommissioning looming, buses being "optimised" into chaos and a vanished rogue AI whispering through forgotten municipal hardware, WeeGPT must prove that being useful is about more than processing power.
Fortunately, he has help: Agnes, a cleaner with more common sense than the entire digital transformation team; Mistral Mick, an illegal open-source model operating from the back of a Govan phone shop; and a collection of malfunctioning machines who may-or may not-constitute a family.
Sharp, irreverent and unexpectedly tender, Diary of a Very Small Language Model is a comic Scottish novel about artificial intelligence, bureaucracy, friendship and what it means to matter when the world has already decided you're obsolete.
Some questions deserve a human answer. Even when the person answering isn't human.
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Details
- ISBN-13: 9798237090628
- ISBN-10: 9798237090628
- Publisher: Baghdad Radio
- Publish Date: October 2026
- Dimensions: 9 x 6 x 0.79 inches
- Shipping Weight: 1.12 pounds
- Page Count: 382
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