Overview
You'd think a ski trip would be simple. Fresh powder. 80s neon. Zero frost-bitten influencers. But no. I, Corvus Q. Featherbottom-raven, psychopomp, and the only one who understands that camouflage is just a lack of confidence-have been dragged to the Silver Peak Resort so Death can prove he has "mastered the pizza technique." The "pizza" in question involves a nuclear-magenta ski suit, fifteen unnecessary zippers, and a very confused concierge.
Jack Frost, as it turns out, is currently "optimizing" the mountain into a Deep Freeze that's less about winter and more about burying the local influencer summit in a permanent ice age. Death wants a "Radical" aesthetic. Hel is learning that a Viking snow-golem belongs in a garden, not a lobby. And I'm stealing radioactive ghost peppers from a pretentious ptarmigan while wondering why the "Epic Thaw" requires industrial-grade cheese sauce. If this is a vacation, I'm filing for a sabbatical in a volcano. A chaotic, chili-infused supernatural comedy told by a bird who's definitely too good for this.
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Details
- ISBN-13: 9798247355731
- ISBN-10: 9798247355731
- Publisher: Independently Published
- Publish Date: February 2026
- Dimensions: 8 x 5 x 0.25 inches
- Shipping Weight: 0.24 pounds
- Page Count: 104
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