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Disappointing Affirmations 2028 Daily Calendar
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Overview
From the wildly popular Instagram account and USA Today bestselling book comes a 2028 daily calendar that hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic and often profane take on a disappointing world where day-to-day failure is always an option.
Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by creator Dave Tarnowski with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned--or all three at once--this page-a-day calendar shines a light on the feelings we usually keep to ourselves, with plenty of humor and empathy. Have a panic attack. You've earned it. 316 tear-away pages 6 x 5 x 1-1/2 inches- A DAILY DOSE OF DISAPPOINTMENT: Tear away each page for another totally not-disappointing daily aphorisms set against beautiful natural environments.
- SELF-HELP HUMOR AT A GLANCE: Easy to set up in home offices, cubicles, kitchens, dorm rooms, or anywhere disappointment may strike. This comic gem offers sneaky self-help in the form of expectation-setting affirmations. Perfect for anyone who knows it's really okay to not be okay all the time.
- FOR THE TIRED, SKEPTICAL & CHRONICALLY OVER IT: A funny gift for grads, coworkers, burned-out friends, satire lovers, and anyone feeling empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general.
- MORE DISAPPOINTMENT AWAITS: Pair this daily calendar with Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow your dreams!, Sorry in advance for making things weird, or other products in the Disappointing Affirmations collection, including a pencil set, a sticker book, an affirmation deck, and more.
- PLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product.
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Details
- ISBN-13: 9781797250991
- ISBN-10: 179725099X
- Publisher: Chronicle Books
- Publish Date: July 2027
- Dimensions: 5 x 6 x 1.5 inches
- Page Count: 316
