{ "item_title" : "The Dungeon Repo Man", "item_author" : [" Antwone Johnson "], "item_description" : "He doesn't raid dungeons for glory. He raids them because somebody missed a payment.Wick Marsh has the worst job in the UnderRealm: mopping up after heroes. They kick in the door, kill the monsters, take the loot, and leave. Somebody has to deal with the bodies, the live traps, the acid slicks, and the paperwork. That somebody gets paid by the bucket.Then Wick finds a legendary holy sword in a pile of goblin remains - with an outstanding balance of 14,200 soulmarks and a dead owner. The System takes one look at the nearest warm body and issues a promotion.Congratulations. You are now a Custodial Asset Recovery Trainee. This class has a 94% workplace fatality rate. You are union-ineligible.Now Wick repossesses leased holy swords from furious paladins, audits dragons' hoarding licenses, and collects late fees from necromancers - armed with a haunted mop, a tax-exempt mimic, and a contract that keeps growing new clauses. Every job pays. Every job costs more. And when a dead hero's debt transfers to Wick's account, he discovers the fatality rate isn't bad luck.It's the business model.The system wants him dead and delinquent. He's about to become very bad at both.Fast-paced dungeon crawls where the rules exist to be exploited, Dark humor with real stakes - the jokes land, and so do the bodies, A predatory magic system with terms, conditions, and compounding interest, A haunted mop with opinions and a found family worth fighting for, Levels, loot, skills - and a debt counter that hits harder than any bossBook 1 of Dungeon Repo Services. Perfect for fans of chaotic dungeon-crawl LitRPG, snarky working-class underdogs, and corporate satire with a body count. Grab your mop.", "item_img_path" : "https://covers4.booksamillion.com/covers/bam/9/79/818/594/9798185943595_b.jpg", "price_data" : { "retail_price" : "13.99", "online_price" : "13.99", "our_price" : "13.99", "club_price" : "13.99", "savings_pct" : "0", "savings_amt" : "0.00", "club_savings_pct" : "0", "club_savings_amt" : "0.00", "discount_pct" : "10", "store_price" : "" } }

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