Full-Time RVing : It's Not a Full-Time Vacation, It's a Hostage Situation: Funny True-ish Stories of Full-Time RV Life
Overview
The YouTube guy had a drone, a sunrise, and a coffee mug. Nobody told me about the black tank.
One retired guy. One 31-foot motorhome named Surfer, because it changes lanes all by itself. One Nissan Rogue on a tow dolly that cannot, under any circumstances, go backward. And a GPS named BW that likes to take him off the highway just to put him back on it.
In 52 short, laugh-out-loud essays, Norm Haskell tells the true-ish story of trading a house for a house on wheels and pointing it at the American Southwest. It started with a spreadsheet. It went downhill from there.
Inside you'll find:
Dealers who call a rusty rig "pristine" and charge fees for things that don't exist
Gas stations you can drive into but not out of
Seven roundabouts in a row, with the cupboards opening at every one
"RV resorts" with no pool, no bar, and no level ground
Campground Wi-Fi measured in bars of hope
Campground managers whose rules apply to everyone but their friends
The black tank. Twice.
Monsoons, javelinas, a raven named Murray, and a 14-mile "moderate" hike that the knees remember differently
But it isn't all complaints. There are red-rock mornings, strangers who show up with a socket set and won't take a dime, and the quiet joy of waking up parked at the trailhead.
If you've ever watched an RV video and thought "that looks easy," read this first. If you're already out there, you'll recognize every page. Perfect for full-timers, weekend campers, retirees dreaming of the road, and anyone who has ever argued with a GPS.
Grab your copy and come along for the ride. Just don't ask it to back up.
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Details
- ISBN-13: 9798167053953
- ISBN-10: 9798167053953
- Publisher: Independently Published
- Publish Date: November 2026
- Dimensions: 9 x 6 x 0.54 inches
- Shipping Weight: 0.77 pounds
- Page Count: 258
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