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A Gorgon's Guide to Getting a Life
by Ellen Meny
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Overview
Sometimes your sisters won't talk to you. And sometimes a goddess gives you snakes for hair and a lethal stare. And sometimes the only way you can face your trauma is by leaving the cave you live in . . . even if you'd rather just stay there forever. Just another day in the life of a gorgon.
Fifteen years after being turned into gorgons by Athena, Medusa and her sisters' relationship has gone from inseparable to impossible. Euryale is annoyingly perfect, and Stheno has disappeared. Guilt-ridden and traumatized by the past, Medusa spends her days hiding in her cave, enduring patronizing visits from Eury, having a glass of ouzo (or six), and turning wannabe heroes into stone. But when some kid named Perseus tries to behead her to save his mother from a wicked king, Medusa sees an opportunity: take Perseus under her wing (literally), rescue his mother, and finally prove to her sister that she has her life together. The journey quickly brings fresh horrors: screeching, topless harpies hound their every move, a hot demigod keeps trying to kill her (or worse, date her), and Medusa's newfound crew actually wants to get to know her. This gorgon's got a decision to make: go back to her safe, sad life or finally take off the bedazzled sunglasses and face her demons--both real and metaphorical.Customers Also Bought
Details
- ISBN-13: 9798217194056
- ISBN-10: 9798217194056
- Publisher: Ace Books
- Publish Date: May 2027
- Dimensions: 9 x 6 x 0.97 inches
- Shipping Weight: 1.24 pounds
- Page Count: 384
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