{ "item_title" : "The Great British Limerick Book", "item_author" : [" Lewis Williams "], "item_description" : "Surely it can't be done. But it has been done. For the first time in the history of mankind someone has been dedicated enough and fool enough to write a filthy limerick for every town in the UK which unlike Leeds or Devizes doesn't already have a classic filthy limerick to call its own. From Land's End to John o' Groats, The Great British Limerick Book has a filthy limerick for your town, for your uncle's town, for your cousin's husband's ex-wife's town .... as long as it's in the UK and as long as it isn't one of those few places that are really impossible to find a rhyme for. There are over 900 limericks in the book. A lot of them are hilarious. Most of them are very funny. All of them are filthy.Guildford, Surrey At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry I had to act quick To cool down my dick So I stuck it into my McFlurry Nuneaton, WarwickshireThere was a young man from Nuneaton Who really enjoyed being beaten And squeezing his knackers With a pair of nut crackers And riding a bike with no seat on Bath, Somerset There was a professor from Bath Who employed twenty-five research staffTo measure size and direction Of his every erection And to plot the results on a graphThe Isle of Skye, Scotland When I was on the Isle of Skye I overdid the old Spanish flyI had a stiff member From the fourth of December Till Friday the tenth of July Ashington, Northumberland In Ashington there was a miner Whose wife was a fashion designerOne night to his shock She dressed him up as a cock And herself as a six foot vagina Hackney, Greater LondonAs a chemist I worked once in Hackney And invented a treatment for acne But one ingredi-ent Was semen I'd spent And they thought that good reason to sack me ", "item_img_path" : "https://covers1.booksamillion.com/covers/bam/0/99/324/720/0993247202_b.jpg", "price_data" : { "retail_price" : "12.10", "online_price" : "12.10", "our_price" : "12.10", "club_price" : "12.10", "savings_pct" : "0", "savings_amt" : "0.00", "club_savings_pct" : "0", "club_savings_amt" : "0.00", "discount_pct" : "10", "store_price" : "" } }

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