Overview
Nine women. One cottage. Forty pounds a night.
Maid of honour Becca Platt has a spreadsheet, a laminator and a budget of 150 a head. So when she finds a thatched Cotswold cottage for forty pounds a night, with a free "Traditional Hen Experience" thrown in, she books it before she can think twice.
Lower Swainby is the prettiest village in England. It has won Best Kept Village every year since 1952. The locals are lovely. They all know the bride's name. Nobody told them the bride's name.
By Saturday the cider is doing strange things, the maypole ribbons won't let go, the stripper can't find his way out of the village, and something very tall with antlers is leaving Kayleigh presents on the doorstep.
Since 1640, the Merry Wives of Lower Swainby have married one bride a generation to the thing in Bramley Wood. This year it's Kayleigh's turn, and the wedding is at midnight on Sunday.
Standing in their way: eight bridesmaids who aren't speaking to each other, a solicitor who never pays for anything, a nurse running on no sleep, an influencer with three million viewers, a fireman from Swindon in tear-away trousers, and Auntie Sharon. Three marriages. Three divorces. One very good idea.
Something borrowed. Something blue. Something in the woods.
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Details
- ISBN-13: 9798235867314
- ISBN-10: 9798235867314
- Publisher: Lee Emerick Publishing
- Publish Date: October 2026
- Dimensions: 8 x 5 x 0.55 inches
- Shipping Weight: 0.54 pounds
- Page Count: 242
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