menu
{ "item_title" : "How to Clone a President", "item_author" : [" Janson Davies "], "item_description" : "Howard Pressman was supposed to be a respectable scientist.Instead, after one late-night shopping spiral and a series of deeply questionable historical purchases, he accidentally creates Washulysses Lincgarfeagon the First - a clone made from presidential DNA, mysterious contamination, and enough ambition to frighten a zoning board.Washulysses immediately declares himself president, appoints a cuckoo clock as his vice president, founds the Garage Republic, and begins a campaign of patriotic confusion that sends the neighborhood - and eventually CORN, the Community Organization for Regulated Normalcy - into full bureaucratic panic.But beneath the stovepipe hat, speeches, memes, garage diplomacy, and laundry-basket space program, Washulysses is trying to understand something much bigger than leadership.He is trying to understand himself.Absurd, satirical, and surprisingly tender, How to Clone a President is a comic novel about science gone wrong, normalcy gone mad, and one impossible man's quest to become more than the pieces that made him.", "item_img_path" : "https://covers2.booksamillion.com/covers/bam/9/79/818/551/9798185513705_b.jpg", "price_data" : { "retail_price" : "7.99", "online_price" : "7.99", "our_price" : "7.99", "club_price" : "7.99", "savings_pct" : "0", "savings_amt" : "0.00", "club_savings_pct" : "0", "club_savings_amt" : "0.00", "discount_pct" : "10", "store_price" : "" } }
How to Clone a President|Janson Davies

How to Clone a President : The Curious Case of Washulysses Lincgarfeagon the First

local_shippingShip to Me
In Stock.
FREE Shipping for Club Members help

Overview

Howard Pressman was supposed to be a respectable scientist.
Instead, after one late-night shopping spiral and a series of deeply questionable historical purchases, he accidentally creates Washulysses Lincgarfeagon the First - a clone made from presidential DNA, mysterious contamination, and enough ambition to frighten a zoning board.
Washulysses immediately declares himself president, appoints a cuckoo clock as his vice president, founds the Garage Republic, and begins a campaign of patriotic confusion that sends the neighborhood - and eventually CORN, the Community Organization for Regulated Normalcy - into full bureaucratic panic.
But beneath the stovepipe hat, speeches, memes, garage diplomacy, and laundry-basket space program, Washulysses is trying to understand something much bigger than leadership.
He is trying to understand himself.
Absurd, satirical, and surprisingly tender, How to Clone a President is a comic novel about science gone wrong, normalcy gone mad, and one impossible man's quest to become more than the pieces that made him.

This item is Non-Returnable

Details

  • ISBN-13: 9798185513705
  • ISBN-10: 9798185513705
  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • Publish Date: July 2026
  • Dimensions: 9 x 6 x 0.35 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.39 pounds
  • Page Count: 140

Related Categories

You May Also Like...

    1

BAM Customer Reviews