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How (Not) to Be a Monster|Luna Skye

How (Not) to Be a Monster : A spooky-cute, heart-warming Halloween story about fear, friendship & finding yourself

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Overview

He failed Haunting 101.
He ranked last on the Monster Leaderboard.
And his "boo" sounds suspiciously like "boo-hoo."

Welcome to Monster Academy, where courage is messy, failure is funny, and even ghosts get anxiety.

Meet a nervous little ghost who can't scare anyone, overthinks everything, and once failed his final exam by accidentally comforting the human instead.

At a school full of confident vampires and scream champions, he's convinced he doesn't belong.

But as he stumbles through panic in pumpkin patches, fang disasters, group haunting chaos, and spectacular failures, he discovers something unexpected:

Maybe being a "bad monster" doesn't mean you're broken.
Maybe it means you're brave enough to be real
.

This is a cosy, spooky-funny illustrated chapter book about anxiety, belonging, and learning that "not perfect" is still powerful.

Behind the laughs, it gently explores:

  • Anxiety before speaking
  • Comparing yourself to "perfect" classmates
  • People-pleasing and burnout
  • Fear of failure
  • Learning to show up anyway.

It feels like a funny adventure, not a lesson.
But the courage sticks long after the last page.

Perfect for readers aged 8-12 who are sensitive, thoughtful, big-feeling, or quietly brave.

And yes... adults who feel the same way, may recognise themselves too.


What Makes It Different

At the end of the story, readers don't just close the book.

They graduate.

Included in the final section:

  • An official Certificate of Imperfect Completion
  • The Monster Intern Starter Kit
  • Bravery challenges (the secret game level)
  • Confidence missions
  • A progress tracker kids complete themselves

It transforms the story into participation.

Children don't just watch the Monster Intern grow.
They step into Monster Academy and begin their own bravery journey.

This is a safe-spooky, laugh-out-loud, heart-warming story about belonging, wrapped in cobwebs and humour.

For kids who feel "too much."
For kids who feel "not enough."
For kids who keep trying anyway.

And for anyone who needs the reminder:

You don't have to haunt loudly to be heard.
You just have to keep showing up.

This item is Non-Returnable

Details

  • ISBN-13: 9798269043500
  • ISBN-10: 9798269043500
  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • Publish Date: October 2025
  • Dimensions: 11 x 8.5 x 0.15 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.42 pounds
  • Page Count: 72

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