{ "item_title" : "The Lord of the Forms", "item_author" : [" Arthur Filing "], "item_description" : "THE LORD OF THE FORMSBook I: Or, The Discovery That Ruined Everyone's Afternoonby Arthur FilingHe wasn't chosen to save the world.He was chosen because no one else would do the paperwork correctly.Borek of Smallfold wanted a quiet life.No quests.No prophecies.No destiny.Then a letter arrived.According to the Office of Destiny Management, Borek has been flagged as a Potential Chosen One. There's just one problem: No one knows why.Dragged into the capital city of Greyhelm, Borek finds himself trapped inside a colossal bureaucratic system where fate is managed by departments, destiny is regulated by forms, and every mistake creates six new procedures. The Office insists the system never makes errors-only anomalies.And Borek is one of them.While officials search endless archives and algorithms struggle to justify his existence, Borek learns the truth: There is a prophecy too dangerous to be widely known.A document that governs destiny itself.And it can only be completed by someone who never wanted power, glory, or importance.Because heroes break the rules.And this job requires following them.With a reluctant fellowship that includes a wizard, an ex-bureaucrat, and specialists in ancient protocol, Borek must navigate sealed vaults, forbidden records, and the most terrifying force of all: Administrative compliance.One wrong signature could unravel destiny.One missing form could end the world.And Borek just wants to go home.The Lord of the Forms is a sharp, hilarious, and dangerously relatable fantasy novel about systems that outgrow their purpose-and the ordinary people forced to keep them running.Perfect for readers who love: Fantasy with strong hooks and smart humorReluctant protagonists and anti-hero narrativesSatire of power, systems, and institutionsWorld-building that feels epic and painfully familiarStories where intelligence beats brute forceFans of: Terry Pratchett - Douglas Adams - Kafka-esque fantasy - Tolkien with bureaucracy turned up to elevenBook I of an epic fantasy series where destiny isn't fought with swords-but with patience, integrity, and correctly completed forms.Open the letter.Sign the document.Welcome to destiny.", "item_img_path" : "https://covers3.booksamillion.com/covers/bam/9/79/824/574/9798245747026_b.jpg", "price_data" : { "retail_price" : "12.99", "online_price" : "12.99", "our_price" : "12.99", "club_price" : "12.99", "savings_pct" : "0", "savings_amt" : "0.00", "club_savings_pct" : "0", "club_savings_amt" : "0.00", "discount_pct" : "10", "store_price" : "" } }

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