Milk : The Tale of a Guy Who Drank Only Milk and the Poor Bastards Who Had to Endure Him
Overview
We've all had that one mate: the bloke who was never truly weaned, who turns every conversation into a tragic one-man Greek melodrama about his own misery, and who'd rather drown in gallons of pasteurised dairy than face the cold light of reality. For Mac and his ragtag circle of provincial misfits, that mate was Vitiorio.
Spanning amateur five-a-side matches that spiral into ballistic warfare, catastrophic glam-rock vanity projects clad in neon spandex, corporate dog-napping syndicates, and a katana-wielding Japanese physician performing roadside amputations without anaesthetic, Milk is hardly your sentimental coming-of-age story. It's a ruthless, grotesque, and pitch-black post-mortem on teenage friendships doomed to decay, and the collateral damage of finally growing up, moving on, and cutting loose the dead weight of the past.
A razor-sharp, satirical dark comedy about toxic codependency, weaponised victimhood, and the unvarnished truth we all avoid: sooner or later, there's no bloody point crying over spilled milk.
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Details
- ISBN-13: 9798161709764
- ISBN-10: 9798161709764
- Publisher: Independently Published
- Publish Date: October 2026
- Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.5 x 0.84 inches
- Shipping Weight: 0.78 pounds
- Page Count: 336
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