Now Go the F to Sleep... : So We Can Remember Who We Are
Overview
The Only Bedtime Story That Gets It.
Tired of tiptoeing out of a room, only to hear "I'm thirsty " five minutes later? Welcome to your new favorite "children's book." "Go the Fk to Sleep"** is the brutally honest, hilariously profane, and painfully relatable lullaby for every parent who's ever wanted to scream into a pillow.
Beneath its charming storybook rhymes and gentle illustrations lies the raw truth of bedtime battles. This isn't for your kids-it's a love letter to your sanity. With poetic profanity and tender rage, it captures the nightly war of attrition between parent and child, escalating from hopeful whispers to full-blown existential crises.
Whether you're reading it after your tiny human finally crashes, or gifting it to your equally exhausted friends, this book is a comforting reminder: you're not alone. And yes, they will eventually close their eyes. Just not tonight. Probably.
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Details
- ISBN-13: 9798293477104
- ISBN-10: 9798293477104
- Publisher: Independently Published
- Publish Date: July 2025
- Dimensions: 11 x 8.5 x 0.15 inches
- Shipping Weight: 0.42 pounds
- Page Count: 72
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