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Now Go the F to Sleep...|K. Warren Duff

Now Go the F to Sleep... : So We Can Remember Who We Are

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The Only Bedtime Story That Gets It.

Tired of tiptoeing out of a room, only to hear "I'm thirsty " five minutes later? Welcome to your new favorite "children's book." "Go the Fk to Sleep"** is the brutally honest, hilariously profane, and painfully relatable lullaby for every parent who's ever wanted to scream into a pillow.

Beneath its charming storybook rhymes and gentle illustrations lies the raw truth of bedtime battles. This isn't for your kids-it's a love letter to your sanity. With poetic profanity and tender rage, it captures the nightly war of attrition between parent and child, escalating from hopeful whispers to full-blown existential crises.

Whether you're reading it after your tiny human finally crashes, or gifting it to your equally exhausted friends, this book is a comforting reminder: you're not alone. And yes, they will eventually close their eyes. Just not tonight. Probably.

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Details

  • ISBN-13: 9798293477104
  • ISBN-10: 9798293477104
  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • Publish Date: July 2025
  • Dimensions: 11 x 8.5 x 0.15 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.42 pounds
  • Page Count: 72

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