Parenting For Beginners : Because There's No Refund Policy On Babies
Overview
Parenting for Beginners is your gloriously unfiltered handbook for navigating nappies, feeds, and the existential crisis known as "nap time." No guilt-laden lectures, no judgment, and certainly no assumption that you've read every parenting blog. This is the low-effort, high-snark guide for anyone whose idea of self-care is a cold cup of tea-and a minute alone in the linen cupboard.
Inside you'll find:
Bite-sized sanity savers for sleepless nights
Zero bull hacks to tame the tiny dictator in your arms
Real talk on surviving without a functioning social life
Permission to embrace chaos (and order pizza again)
Perfect for the wide-eyed new parent, the sleep-deprived co-parent, or the "just visiting" grandparent who doesn't know how to swaddle. Gift it to baby-shower attendees, graduation hopefuls becoming accidental parents, or yourself-because you deserve a laugh as much as the next person who's ever wondered if three-day-old cereal still counts as dinner.
Buy it now, pour another cuppa, and remember: if you're not completely winging it, you're doing it wrong.
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Details
- ISBN-13: 9798294383053
- ISBN-10: 9798294383053
- Publisher: Independently Published
- Publish Date: July 2025
- Dimensions: 9.21 x 6.14 x 0.07 inches
- Shipping Weight: 0.14 pounds
- Page Count: 26
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