{ "item_title" : "365 Quotes for a Daily Dose of Dry Humor", "item_author" : [" Tim Reichel "], "item_description" : "Satirical quotes for every dayWhether in everyday life or on special events: An appropriate quote can save any situation and provide new momentum. However, if you want to stand out from the crowd and show character, you need to demonstrate originality. My suggestion: humor. Brutally truthful and slightly mean humor, to be precise. Instead of tormenting your fellow human beings with corny positive banter, you can turn the tables and hand out a few snappy sayings. Dry humor disguised as original quotesAn atrocious quip at the right time invigorates every relationship, shakes things up and creates a new perspective. It's not about offending the other person (at least not permanently), but solely about the surprising impulse and the shared joy of a little bluntness. The ultimate collection of satirical quotesThe quotes in this book come from writers, politicians, scientists, actors, artists and other important personalities. In short: from successful people who have achieved great things and developed a passion for sarcastic remarks and subtle jibes. I would like to pass this curious collection on to you. A cheeky quote every dayIn this book, each day of the year has its own quote. Although I have assigned each quote to a specific date, this does not mean that you have to follow my pre-selection. You can read the book in a criss-cross fashion and remind yourself of your favorite sayings over and over again. I have also categorized the quotes thematically so that you can quickly find the most (in)appropriate words for special occasions such as birthdays, weddings or family celebrations. A little foretaste 15th January:An intelligent man sometimes needs to be drunk to spend time with idiots.- Ernest Hemingway 11th February:In old age, children are a comfort as long as they don't come to visit you.- Sarah Bernhardt 18th March:You never know what's going to happen in this world. I'll just keep my mouth shut. That's a good idea.- Gertrude Stein 1st April:In our time there is a lot of talk about irony and humor, especially by people who have never been able to practice it.- S ren Kierkegaard 4th May:There may be better air in heaven, but there is certainly better company in hell.- George Bernard Shaw 27th June:There are many people I would like to miss right now.- Tomi Ungerer 4th July:The men of today are also no longer what they have never been.- Kylie Minogue 6th August:Digging a pit for others is exhausting, but it almost always pays off.- David Herbert Lawrence 26th September:The best proof of knowledge of human nature is quiet homicidal desires.- Frank Sinatra 20th October:Silent people become even more boring when they start talking.- Jane Austen 15th November:Gloating is a never-ending source of strength and serenity.- Frank Billings Kellogg 24th December:A family reunion is not only the fault of those who host it, but also of those who do not prevent it.- Karl Kraus Always a proper saying on handIn this book 365 mean quotes are waiting for you so that you can pick up a new dose of dry humor and quick wit every day. The next time you want to surprise your partner, have a ready saying for your colleague at the office, or you need a little cheering up yourself, you can open this treasure trove of quotes, read a few lines and then hit the ground running with new energy.", "item_img_path" : "https://covers1.booksamillion.com/covers/bam/3/98/597/287/3985972877_b.jpg", "price_data" : { "retail_price" : "9.99", "online_price" : "9.99", "our_price" : "9.99", "club_price" : "9.99", "savings_pct" : "0", "savings_amt" : "0.00", "club_savings_pct" : "0", "club_savings_amt" : "0.00", "discount_pct" : "10", "store_price" : "" } }

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