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8 1/2 Stone|Liz Jones

8 1/2 Stone

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When I am 8 1/2 Stone;

I will be able to shop in Topshop. I will be able to go swimming and not displace all the water and create a tsunami.

I will fit in changing rooms without banging my elbows or exposing the moon of my arse through the curtain when I bend over. I will be able to fit behind the narrow benches at Ronnie Scott's to listen to jazz instead of being offered a chair at the end of the row I'll be able to see my toes, which I haven't seen since 1996 without the aid of a selfie stick. I will be promoted and not have my desk moved to inside the stationery cupboard for being off-brand. "I started writing this book five years ago. I was going through a really hard time - I lost my home and everything I owned - and the only way I got through it was by writing, and making myself laugh. I have always self-medicated with funny books, and wanted to write something that made women who might be miserable or cheated on or broke or feeling woefully unsuccessful feel a little better. The book is rooted in my reality: I always felt my life would start and I'd be happy once I reached my target weight. Then I got thin, and life was still rubbish and I still hated my body. I realised true happiness only comes with self-acceptance. So here it is. And I hope it at least makes you smile. And reach for that doughnut."

Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781913623555
  • ISBN-10: 1913623556
  • Publisher: Authoritize Ltd
  • Publish Date: July 2021
  • Dimensions: 8 x 5.25 x 0.59 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.65 pounds
  • Page Count: 282

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