Survival Guide For Kids : The Totally Real, 100% Honest Guide To Halloween
Overview
Get ready for a hilarious, slightly spooky, and 100% relatable survival guide to the wildest night of the year-Halloween Whether you're dodging haunted fog machines, trading candy like a Wall Street goblin, or trying to escape the grip of fake spiderwebs, Oliver's got your back.
✅ Perfect for ages 7-14
✅ Packed with laugh-out-loud humor and survival "tips"
✅ Illustrated in a fun black-and-white comic layout
Inside you'll find:
- ✅ Costume hacks (and cautionary tales involving glue guns and cardboard)
- ✅ Haunted house survival tips (spoiler: don't trust the fog)
- ✅ Sibling sabotage strategies (steal the candy without getting caught )
- ✅ Candy economy breakdowns (what's actually worth trading)
- ✅ Tricks to dodge school party chaos and embarrassing parent moments
- ✅ Real-ish Halloween superstitions (do not say "Bloody Mary")
Whether you're a Halloween veteran or a first-time trick-or-treater, this book is your ultimate guide to surviving the sugar rush, costume meltdowns, and spooky surprises of October 31st.
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Details
- ISBN-13: 9798296568922
- ISBN-10: 9798296568922
- Publisher: Independently Published
- Publish Date: September 2025
- Dimensions: 9 x 6 x 0.25 inches
- Shipping Weight: 0.38 pounds
- Page Count: 120
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