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Survival Guide for Time-Displaced Idiots : 1904 ↔ 2026 Edition: Don't Die of Dysentery or Cringe

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YOU JUST TIME-TRAVELED TO THE WRONG CENTURY.

You're wearing a corset and a pocket watch. You just asked a barista for "a cup of coffee and perhaps a telegraph office."

OR

You're wearing Crocs and your phone has no signal. You just asked a farmer "what's your Wi-Fi password."

Either way: you're screwed. This book is your only hope.

Survival Guide for Time-Displaced Idiots is the definitive (and only) handbook for navigating two objectively terrible centuries-without dying of dysentery, cringe, or getting canceled by the Women's Temperance Union.

Inside you'll discover:

How to poop when the toilet tweets at you (2026) OR when your only option is a wooden bucket (1904)
How to date without getting canceled (2026) OR dueled (1904)
How to explain cryptocurrency to a coal miner (DON'T)
How to explain chaperones to a Tinder user (ALSO DON'T)
Why both centuries are terrible in different fonts
Slang translations: "23 skidoo" vs "slay" (NEVER mix these up)

PLUS: Emergency excuses, cheat sheets, and the world's grumpiest ghost-Greg, who died from bad milk in 1903 and hasn't let it go.

Perfect for fans of: Drunk History, Horrible Histories, The Onion, and anyone who's ever said "I was born in the wrong century." (Spoiler: no, you weren't.)

This item is Non-Returnable

Details

  • ISBN-13: 9798235384330
  • ISBN-10: 9798235384330
  • Publisher: Elias M. Rowe
  • Publish Date: August 2026
  • Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.5 x 0.48 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.55 pounds
  • Page Count: 210

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