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Synergy Sucks!|Dash Boardman

Synergy Sucks! : Poetry for tired office workers laughing through corporate hell, witty jokes and humorous takes, funny gift for coworkers

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Overview

If You've Ever Muted Yourself on a Zoom Call Just to Scream, This Book Is for You.

Welcome to the absurd reality of corporate life, where emails multiply like rabbits, deadlines exist in a parallel universe, and "touching base" is a sport no one enjoys. If you've ever sat through a meeting that could've been an email, waited for a response that never came, or smiled through mandatory fun, you're not alone.

This book is a no-holds-barred, laugh-out-loud take on the everyday nonsense of office culture. With razor-sharp wit and painfully relatable observations, it tackles:

✅ The unspoken rules of email survival
✅ How corporate jargon turns simple ideas into five-paragraph essays
✅ The art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing
✅ Why every office has a mysterious lunch thief
✅ The cruel joke of "work-life balance"

From the pointless performance reviews to the universal dread of "Let's circle back," every page exposes the chaos with brutal honesty and biting humor. Whether you're a seasoned cubicle warrior or navigating your first soul-sucking job, this book is your survival guide.


If you've ever stared at your screen wondering what exactly you do for a living, debated submitting your resignation in Comic Sans, or nodded along to a CEO speech that said absolutely nothing, this book gets you.


Read it during a coffee break, a budget meeting, or when your boss sends a "quick follow-up." Just don't let HR see you laughing.

This item is Non-Returnable

Details

  • ISBN-13: 9798312700138
  • ISBN-10: 9798312700138
  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • Publish Date: March 2025
  • Dimensions: 9 x 6 x 0.23 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.35 pounds
  • Page Count: 112

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