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This Is a Horror Book
Overview
After reading this book please bring this tome back to your local library. Seriously This is an extremely important book and if you do not bring this book back, you risk letting out a chaos magick spell that will destroy the world, as beasts bring destruction to life itself. That includes bunnies. Do you really want to face killer bunnies, and don't think Charlize Theron will save you. She won't So read this extremely important horror book and then bring it back, and also don't look at Internet porn at your local library, it's rude and attracts succubi Sincerely, CLASH Books Librarian
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Details
- ISBN-13: 9781944866211
- ISBN-10: 1944866213
- Publisher: Clash Books
- Publish Date: January 2019
- Dimensions: 8 x 5 x 0.33 inches
- Shipping Weight: 0.35 pounds
- Page Count: 140
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