{ "item_title" : "A Useless Book", "item_author" : [" Andrew Robert Abel "], "item_description" : "A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.Made-up reviews (for fun): -The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book. - Readers Indigestion DigestMy chair enjoyed it more than I did. - Better Homes & BookendsRead it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has. - The Zoological Missed-it MonthlyMy kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot. - Parenting Panic QuarterlyEven the goldfish seemed unimpressed. - Aquatic Book Review & SnacksGreat for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain. - IQ Not IncludedA triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed. - The London FoghornThis book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less. - Forgetful & Free NewsletterIf I could unread it, I would. Twice. - Amnesia Weekly", "item_img_path" : "https://covers4.booksamillion.com/covers/bam/9/79/898/943/9798989431663_b.jpg", "price_data" : { "retail_price" : "18.95", "online_price" : "18.95", "our_price" : "18.95", "club_price" : "18.95", "savings_pct" : "0", "savings_amt" : "0.00", "club_savings_pct" : "0", "club_savings_amt" : "0.00", "discount_pct" : "10", "store_price" : "" } }

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