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We Invented Civilization? : Twisted Ancient History

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Overview

Ever wonder how humans went from throwing rocks to building rockets?

The answer will twist your brain.

From a middle school teacher who knows exactly why history class makes kids doze off comes the caffeine hit - We Invented Civilization?: Twisted Ancient History - the book that makes ancient civilizations make sense (and might make you snort-laugh in the process).

Fast, funny, and fact-packed, it's ancient history for the TikTok generation - big ideas, epic fails, and one small alien with a lot of opinions.

Meet the Paleolithic girl who tamed the first wolf, the Mesopotamian kid whose beer-brewing dad invented business deals, the Egyptian who chose mummies over math, and the Maya priest who really, really didn't want to cut anyone's heart out.

And get a different perspective from Peaby - an extraterrestrial historian with a serious curiosity problem and a snark streak a mile wide.

Discover:
Why farming was a terrible idea (that worked out great)
How the Egyptians basically invented emojis
Why Mesopotamian mathematicians deserve more credit than Pythagoras
What happens when you give an alien observer a spray can

This isn't your parents' history book.
It's the twisted truth about how a bunch of confused, brilliant, and occasionally ridiculous humans accidentally built civilization - one lightbulb moment at a time.

Perfect for curious kids who think history is boring, parents who want to learn alongside them, and teachers who need ammunition for the classic:

"When will I ever use this?"

Ages 9-14 - Middle Grade Nonfiction
Fast. Funny. Fact-packed. Peaby-approved.

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Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781764067256
  • ISBN-10: 1764067258
  • Publisher: Unearthed Abroad
  • Publish Date: October 2025
  • Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.5 x 0.56 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.69 pounds
  • Page Count: 268

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