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We Are NOT Moving. (Final Answer.) : A Funny Picture Book About Moving to a New House New Home Gift for Kids Ages 4-8
by Jem Maracle
Overview
"We are NOT moving. Final answer."
Margo has run her house for six glorious years - and she is not about to leave it. So when her parents announce they're MOVING, Margo does what any reasonable person would do.
She files a formal complaint.She barricades the front door (with one yawning dog).
She starts a petition - and the goldfish signs.
She offers a bribe of four dollars, a button, and half a granola bar.
It does not work. The boxes come anyway.
But the new house is tall and yellow, with an extremely slidable banister, a kid next door who respects a clipboard, and a sunny spot the dog claims in about four seconds. Maybe - maybe - "acceptable" can turn into "home."
- A laugh-out-loud read-aloud for ages 4-8
- The perfect new-home & moving-day gift
- Deadpan, modern humor grown-ups will love too
- Reassuring without being preachy - comedy first, big feelings handled gently
Moving is hard when you're little. This funny, heartfelt story turns the chaos into a giggle - and reminds every kid that home is something you bring with you.
Book 1 in the Big Kid Problems series.
This item is Non-Returnable
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Details
- ISBN-13: 9798181056237
- ISBN-10: 9798181056237
- Publisher: Independently Published
- Publish Date: June 2026
- Dimensions: 8.5 x 8.5 x 0.09 inches
- Shipping Weight: 0.24 pounds
- Page Count: 36
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