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Your Mom Finds a Perfect Wiener : Children's Books for Adults with Dirty Minds

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Overview

This looks like a children's book.
It absolutely is not.

In this sweet, colorful, completely misleading story, "your mom" sets out on a simple mission: to find the perfect wiener.

What follows is a playful, pun-filled journey that feels innocent enough to read out loud... until it very much isn't.

Told in classic children's-book style with rhythmic, lighthearted language, this story is packed with:

  • Clever double meanings
  • Questionable wordplay
  • Bright, nostalgic charm
  • Humor that gets worse (better) with every page

It's the kind of book you:

  • Buy as a joke
  • Read in one sitting
  • Then immediately show someone else

Perfect for:

  • Gag gifts
  • Coffee tables
  • Girls' nights
  • Anyone who loves inappropriate humor wrapped in something deceptively wholesome

Part of the Your Mom Series - where "your mom" isn't just one person... it's a whole cast of characters.

Cute on the outside. Inappropriate on the inside.

This item is Non-Returnable

Details

  • ISBN-13: 9798994855737
  • ISBN-10: 9798994855737
  • Publisher: Dicky Dates LLC
  • Publish Date: April 2026
  • Dimensions: 8.5 x 8.5 x 0.09 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.23 pounds
  • Page Count: 34

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