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Your Mom Finds a Perfect Wiener : Children's Books for Adults with Dirty Minds
by Dicky Dates and Dicky Dates
Overview
This looks like a children's book.
It absolutely is not.
In this sweet, colorful, completely misleading story, "your mom" sets out on a simple mission: to find the perfect wiener.
What follows is a playful, pun-filled journey that feels innocent enough to read out loud... until it very much isn't.
Told in classic children's-book style with rhythmic, lighthearted language, this story is packed with:
- Clever double meanings
- Questionable wordplay
- Bright, nostalgic charm
- Humor that gets worse (better) with every page
It's the kind of book you:
- Buy as a joke
- Read in one sitting
- Then immediately show someone else
Perfect for:
- Gag gifts
- Coffee tables
- Girls' nights
- Anyone who loves inappropriate humor wrapped in something deceptively wholesome
Part of the Your Mom Series - where "your mom" isn't just one person... it's a whole cast of characters.
Cute on the outside. Inappropriate on the inside.
This item is Non-Returnable
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Details
- ISBN-13: 9798994855737
- ISBN-10: 9798994855737
- Publisher: Dicky Dates LLC
- Publish Date: April 2026
- Dimensions: 8.5 x 8.5 x 0.09 inches
- Shipping Weight: 0.23 pounds
- Page Count: 34
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