Fistful of Levels - Book 3 : The Kindly Goblin: A Humorous LitRPG Adventure - Dungeon Crawl, Simple Stats, Fast Fights
Overview
Level 1 forever. A mop that steams like a small miracle. And a goblin clerk who brought biscuits...and paperwork.
Drew's glitch means he'll never level, but the market doesn't need a champion-it needs a grown-up. When Scrib, a painfully polite goblin clerk, files for Sparring Privileges (witnessed aisle, crash mats, snack clause), Drew agrees to teach open-palm takedowns where everyone can see them. Training turns into a spectacle-free festival-until a slick racketeer from Turnspike shows up selling "tiered safety" that skips the clinic.
Nope.
With benches set, lanterns pulsing, and a jelly ooze named Merry eating the slicks, Drew and crew run the lane the only way that works: chairs before blades, inside voices, read it out loud. When bandits test the goblin burrow, it's a Queue Siege-one at a time, clean seats, zero glory. And as rumors sharpen into contracts, the city learns a stubborn truth: you don't buy safety-you witness it.
Expect:
- Goblin etiquette, snack diplomacy, and waivers that bite back
- "Elbows are for doors," early holds, and rope that gets parked, not fought
- A public hearing that might just civilize Turnspike-if everyone keeps breathing
Perfect for fans of cozy-competent LitRPG, found family, and quietly kicking rot out of a city with rules, tea, and a mop.
Buy The Kindly Goblin now and join Drew's Level-1 crusade where boring wins, biscuits count, and the lane stays open.
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Details
- ISBN-13: 9798272771919
- ISBN-10: 9798272771919
- Publisher: Independently Published
- Publish Date: November 2025
- Dimensions: 8 x 5 x 0.79 inches
- Shipping Weight: 0.77 pounds
- Page Count: 352
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